weekly videos for the weak

So starting next week the you tube channel"www.youtube.com/moalexander" will have my version of a weekly self help/advice/me being an ass rant. It will be brief and hopefully it will be funny.The shows will be called "wisdom for the weak" cause apparently this world need a little help sometimes, remember these will be very brief under 2 minutes mainly, hopefully you will enjoy.
see ya soon.

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Where to begin:Vegas

I keep telling everyone road stories are coming so here ya go.
So you might not know but I've been kicked of a lot of places I'm ok with this cause most of the places I've been kicked out of are places i want to be kicked out of, not because i enjoy it but because those places suck.I've been banned from a Perkins restaurant,Graceland,the Viper room in La,a library in south Carolina, 13 radio stations and personally my favorite and the exception to the this place sucks rule, a swingers club in Vegas..Yep i said it a swingers club in Vegas.How could one get kicked out of a swingers club you may ask.It's a place where rampant sexual activities happen of all kinds, sucking, fucking, watching, walking around naked while playing pool.All kinds of stuff.One night my friend Pyro Pete and myself went to the red rooster 2, a swinger club in a strip mall somewhere near the Vegas strip.And what a strip mall by the way,full or weird dirty things this place should be smack dab in the middle of Kansas.It has three swingers clubs, a place where tranny hookers hang out, a sex toy shop that is also a coffee shop and the funniest place I've ever seen, a Mexican cowboy country gay bar.Gay and Ole woo hoo.I digress so we went to the rr2 on a Tuesday night kinda dead of course,even in Vegas Tuesday can be dead.Not much happening that night till we got to the far back room.There was a small group of about 6 people both guys and girls just watching, so of course i wanted to see for myself what was going on so made or way past the semi circle of lack of humanity and saw it.It was a rather Fabio looking very manly built dude doing a rather Rotund woman doggie style on a leather covered foam bed.Now don't get me wrong i like a thick chick always, not really a fan of skinny women cause they break to easy.This isn't about me making fun of the big girl I wasn't, but the Fabio guy omg what a tool,not the dick just him.He was posing while fucking her,one leg up both arms on his absent love handles in a superman type pose,tossing his big harlequin book cover hair every chance he got.I couldn't help myself,I ran out to Pyro's car and got my notebook,came back in and started writing. When the woman finally started groaning I held up my notebook and stated very loudly what was on my notebook "6.2 from the Russian judge"then more flew from my mouth"i would have give you an 8 but its looks like your overextending and you almost fell on your first dismount."Laughter and security,lots of both filled the room,all six people laughed, the big girl snickered and he wanted to beat my ass.They removed Pyro and myself and told us we could back some other time but we needed to leave.I was actually happy security came in when they did to remove us,I would hate to have this story end with me being beaten by a naked hard cocked Fabio look alike, curled on floor that smelled of feet,tears and bleach,that's never a good way to end a story unless Paul Hooper is involved.More on him later.Oh we went back, another story for another day

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An updated post, originally from myspace last year

Enjoy and tell me what you think
For all of those who don't know me, im a comedian.A true stand up comedian ,no im not a prop act nor am i character made up to convince people who im making fun of that im one of them.Nor am i a puppeteer , or a musical act .i am a comedian a comedian in the truest since of the word.I find the funny in the world around me unlike Seinfeld whom i consider a comedian im not just pointing out what wrong with the world i suggest ways to make them better even if some of my ideas are harsh.now take the fact that i just want everyone to laugh and also maybe just maybe provoke a thought .Here's the problem im labeled as EDGY.whoa a black comic who is edgy wow must be def jam with not much talent or his own material.NOT ME i dont curse to be funny.i curse because things piss me off.yes im not for everyone there's a place for puppets, and musical acts and even guys who balance rope on the face those place are called cruise ships and hell (which to me would be one in the same)im not saying that i would never do a cruise ship but unless it for a private s&m gathering or some twisted open minded group like that, if i end up on one in any other situation my friends have been instructed to kill me.
The reason for the post is as the world has become soft, comedy clubs are becoming soft as well,"oh dont offend the patrons" well tell that drunk hole in the back to shut her cocksucker and let me do my show."but if we throw her out we'll lose customers' do you really want the same people to come back again the next week and heckle the comic again, no fucker you dont kick them out on their asses and make a better time for the ones who are laughing .Bland comedy is killing comedy.Comedy is the last bastion of free speech dont tell me to change my act, warn the customer that what you see in this room tonight while you might not agree with the things said on that stage remember fuckers, comedy is based on truth. ...Carlin edgy, Pryor edgy, Lenny Bruce edgy, Kinison edgy Hicks edgy, and right now if they came you in this soft ass comedy world they would be told to tone it down.Fuck em turn it up make em sweat so i can smell the weak and feed off their fear and stupidity. go home where its safe(ha ha), watch you mind numbing television your dancing with the stars,your rock of loves, Dr phil and the like.only listen to the soft bullshit radio,listen to The jonas bro, and clay soulless aiken.THINK do me one favor and Think. See ya on the road ..Nyc Coming for you in april..i know you are ready.

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A Dingler, a Dye and it's all a Haze

Home from a couple long weeks on the road again, a couple of cool stories and a very cool video or two. Started the journey going to see my friend Paul Hooper play the Stardome in Birmingham, hung out with him Matt Davis, Jane Haze,and a bunch of other weirdo. Kept going that night and ended up in Tallahasee where i had 6 great and incredible shows with a freaky little nut job named Amy Dingler. Just a little psycho but i love her. Ft walton as usual is a bloodbath of "lets try to get the comedian fucked up"They didn't. Jacksonville Fl woo hoo

I did something that i haven't done in awhile,I opened for someone, I was the middle dude for last comic standing finalist Jeff Dye..He is a great and funny guy but that should have never happened,don't get me wrong his crowd loved him But cute nice guy never trumps realist funny large semi scary black guy. But i do like him and he did me a nice little plug. Also a funny video that might be promo for an upcoming show...

If you people don't know about my webgirl/fucking funny comedian Jane Haze you need to find out,She's not only funny and knows how to do seo work but a great wingman ,driver and just fucking the shit...Without Jane hanging with me the past few weeks i think i would have gotten into so much trouble..

Go to the YouTube Channel and watch The Video we did.Much thanks to mr.Webb

More info coming soon.

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